Sunday, June 11, 2006

Biennale Bullshit Bingo

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,19409349-7583,00.html


Yesterday I went to a seminar organised at LOOSE space - which consisted of a group of artists and arts workers sitting on chairs cushions and beanbags, in a cozy white room, sipping exquisite tea and whining, theorising, postulating, pontificating and having a good old civilised chinwag about this year’s Biennale of Sydney, the openings of which, many in the room were still nursing hangovers from. (for a good review of BOS opening night go to http://artlife.blogspot.com)

I'll discuss the content of discussion and the BOS so far - hell the BOS is so big I could keep a daily blog for the next 2 months just of BOS events - but for the moment I want to draw readers attentions to other pressing extraneous factors to the big art bonanza that is the Biennale

As stated in last week’s entry, I reckon the BOS is not so much interesting for the stuff that gets swept up inside the phenomenon of international contemporary art fest - but for the weird porous extraneous events. The loose show, seminar and catalog on CONES of ZONTACT; profiling contemporary art in Sydney, was one. The Mori gallery intervention; exhibition of protest, was another - particularly the guerilla style gaggle at the BOS party giving out DVD's and catalogs of the event, and the current sodden SAFARI circuit of 6 artists run initiatives is another.

But then there are the other 'reactive interventions' which kind of make me feel less hearty and cheery about the whole contestation thing. If you click on the title of this entry - you'll go directly to Friday’s editorial of “The Australian”. Lambasting the Biennale and cultural studies as part of the whole postmodern conspiracy that threatens to undermine good old Australian values like Gallipoli, pulling up your socks and getting on with the job - I was tempted for just a minute to regard it as a joke - but it's not. This is the paper that had Giles Auty as its art reviewer.

As I said at the LOOSE forum - whatever the problems and limitations of the Biennale, it is conducted in the context of a federal government that hates it and everything it and contemporary art purportedly represents and would like to achieve. Most coalition ministers and most of their constituents regard Charles Billich as Sydney's most important and valuable contemporary artist. A few of the more civilised ones like to collect Norman Lindsay paintings, or maybe the odd Brett Whitely print to show how hip and with it they are. The shadow of Dargie and his heirs looms large. T S Mith and Co. may well devise elaborate theories of provincialism, but the current rulers of Australia are unashamedly ignorant fatuous anti intellectual anti cultural colonial blockheads. Whatever lip service is paid to cosmopolitanism, these people like football, cricket and contiki tours. and they hate me, and probably most my friends and any readers of this blog. They'd like me and you to go away and breed, or get a poor paying job in the service industry, in retail or the army. They don't care what lies or cliches they have to bluster about in order to do it. They don't care if Australia becomes a minor economic outpost of china, the US or whoever. If they can keep going to the races, drinking shit beer, and buying real estate, they'll be right mate.

On a lighter note, I received an invitation from Michael Carr art dealers to "our biennale show", with opening drinkies on saturday arvo. Featuring 2 slightly frightening reproductions of largely defiant paintings (intended no doubt to be a bit of a dig at the lack of the drippy stuff at BOS) and an artists list of the following: Annette Bezor, Pat Harry, James Smeaton, Michael Taylor, James McGrath, Ron Robertson Swann, Justin Balmain, Tony Lloyd, Yifeng Tan, William Eichholtz. All look woozily familiar to anyone familiar with the call list of Australian Commercial Galleries Association, Pat Harry is Michale Carr's mum and did that pink punky metal love seat in newtown, and Ron Robertson Swann was the wunderkind of New Modernist Sculpture back in the 60's or something. He's like pre whitely vintage new modernism (yep that’s meant to be oxymoronic) and still trucking on.

Now I usually don't give a lot of coverage to the ACGA galleries, and it isn't only because most of woollahra and paddo shopfront art gives me an odd twitch in my left eye and a strange feeling of queasiness. It’s also because ACGA has its own established network of publicists, writers, and public institutional support. I do art reviews on a community radio station, and write on this blog all from the goodness of my heart and desire to promote and support critical dialogue around the types of spaces and artists that are also marginal, underfunded, emerging, dying, gasping, or you know, out there.

The above is patently obvious but becomes more interesting in view of something like the Biennale of Sydney, which I think highlights the extent of difference between the various art worlds – not to mention the odd bit of cross fertilization and hybridity (T.M) . Many of the people sitting in the room at Loose were whingeing about the distinctly crapped on sense of exclusion generated by the cavalcade of international art stars, brought to us by the 12 pages of BOS corporate partners and plopped into 16 art institutional boxes, propped by nice curatorial rhetoric of community building and collaboration, while staggering around jetlagged for 1 or 3 weeks, attempting to generate a certifiable contemporary art product within the confines of cosmopolitan cultural tourism.

Fair enough I say, but it reminds me so much of so many other conversations I’ve heard among artists excluded form the Archibald, or sculpture by the sea, or from an ACGA stable, or from firstdraft, or from COFA, or the old and boring whinge of painters being excluded from the MCA and contemporary art in general. Or even Pro Hart – given a state funeral but still whining in the grave about his rejection by the champaigne sipping chattering classes anti ocker conspiracy.

And artists are quite intensely imbued with good old nietschian ressentiment (resentment with a French accent and I know he was german but his ressentiment stuff got repopularised by Deleuze who is French so now we say ‘rizontimont’ and look knowing) at every single level of the game and in every circuit.

This was stated by the man who should be bingo master at yesterday’s discussion. However rather than taking a diagnostic view of the artist as some kind of special case of neurotic nervous nellydom. (particularly as expert accounts have it that our good man Deleuze was really against any of this sort of psychoanalytic bullshit). I’m going to cite my fave man Derrida and that nice bit in the truth of painting abut parergons and margins.

Firstly – a quick paraphrasing tribute, in the spirit of the ALP conference held at Sydney town hall this weekend. Apparently one of the BOS artists went there looking for the Australian left and emerged looking not entirely unlike his work in the ground floor of the MCA before being rescued by a bunch of ex-squatters and some hearty chinese soup.

Raise your glasses and sing the following to the tune of “unions forever”

There is Power in the Margins
Power in the Frame
Power in the edge
Of the picture

That was Derrida’s argument in a nutshell. He reckoned that a pictorial meaning was not generated by the implicit meaning of what was generated within the internal structure of the picture but largely from the (social, physical, semiotic even) structures that separated the thing designated as ‘art’ from the stuff around it designated as not art.

In the open field whacky out there postmodern whirl of the 21C – defining such margins becomes a little bit more tricky than sussing out a gold gilt frame – and things all get a bit rhizomatic and swarmy. (think of deleuze, a plague of rats and a mound of clumpy roots. This is the image of contemporary reality evoked by a thousand plateaus, and it’s MEANT TO BE CONFUSING).

Here some lashings of Bourdieu and the sociology of art can come in handy. The art world is a serious of worlds, of fields, of possibilities. Art is the cultural imagination of capitalism, and is why it survives even on a vapid level amidst the most extreme ideologies of economic rationalism. (Ask yourself why all the hot biennale art comes from CHINA). Economics is not rational, but profoundly playful, irrational and strange. Capitalism thrives on speculation, which is little more than dressed up gambling. Gambling is a tax on people who cannot do maths, it makes no sense, its not meant to, and yet this is what our society is based on. No wonder whacky art practices fit in so well. And isn’t the ‘avant-garde’ the perfect model of capitalist entrepreneur? As much as we loathe the beast of capitalism, we area all, and artists are especially, absolutely immersed in it, sunk in it swallowing it up to our ears. It is our dreaming space as much as we are part of its.

I don’t find this as depressing as it would seem. I am quite content to occupy the little niche known as PROTEST and accept the likely inevitability of everything I do being recuperated by some opportunistic arsehole looking for a mortgage on a meriton dogbox and a spending spree at IKEA. As long as it’s not me dreaming of a Bunnings Xmas I’m happy eating out of bins. What interests me more than the threat of my own failure is looking at what types of institutions framing of the recuperation, exclusion or containment of imagination and revolt exist. I am interested in the permeability of the membranes between outsider and insider artists, between the contemporary and the reactionary, between the success and the failure. I am interested in the flows, the exchanges and the possibilities across these membranes. I am interested in my own levels of seduction incorporation and rejection of the various establishments and institutions that can be called ‘ART’, and how these relate to experiences of my peers. The painters, the squatters, the posers, the academics, and that poor guy falling in the mud in the video called THAW.

A product of the great gab fest at loose was a proposal for a big game of Biennale Bullshit Bingo. Squatspace is into it and so is SLAC. Send me your favourite artspeak words and lets lampoon em on a lawn somewhere.

As for the BOS itself; the MCA has some great stuff which I’ll write about later on. This week I’ll go to Ivan Dougherty, the NAS and the ACP and also check out Sarah Jamiesons opening at KUDOS – which I’m sure will provide more interesting versions of Emotional Architecture than the rather disappointing installation at the MCA. I hope to get down to Artpsace and Agnes Wales next week, but I’m a bit scared of the Performance space.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Bigger than the logies!

Bigger than the logies!

If the Archibald prize is like the art worlds version of the logies, then the Biennale is like….the Gay and Lesbian Mardis Gras, or new years eve, or the sydney festival, or something... you know, BIG.

It's not about the ART so much - as all mexican wave of social ferment that swirls around the kutting edge contemporary kulcha fest that the biennale of sydney (BOS) is meant to denote.

Biennales in the past have provoked artists' protests marches - not to mention prune faced tirades against the post modern conspiracy (famous words uttered by sir William Dargy in 1975 and oft repeated since....)

Last week I gave a brief hint on how to sneak into opening night parties. (the biennale is held in june as its the one time in the year when sydney siders can wear black skivvies and look, cool and intellectual) - but this week I can even do better!

The word on the street is that THE best BOS BASH will be held at the Musuem onf contemrpary ART this wednesdya night. Unfortunately for all the freee scammers - they have a doorbitch policy even more hardcore than Newtown RSL. skivvies, COFA mullets and weird spectacles don't cut it. you need your name on the door to get into the sanstone palace of free champers, shoulder rubbing wiht INternaitonal Art stars and the heady wooze of wandering in a white walled space looking at the latest big art thing - while too pissed to remember any of it but with the pleasant feeling of having been there when it counts.

HOWEVER - mayhem's dedication to the faithful readers of this column and listerners to 2SER - has led to me finding a way for you, humble culterati - to get your name on that doorlist! Yes! you too can be an international contmeporary arthobnobber!

all you gotta do is give up a few free hours of our time to help install Antony Gormley’s work, Asian Fields, at Pier 2/3, Hickson Road, Walsh Bay, Sydney for the Biennale of Sydney. Bring your friends! your relos! that hottie you just saw on the bus!!! Take the day off work - coz you'll be sure to earn a days wages in liquid compensation on wednesday night!

they need the work to be ready by tomorrow night - so they want as many people as possible. they are asking that people come to Pier 2/3 at Walsh Bay as soon as possible to help us get the work finished by tomorrow. Wear warm, comfortable clothes, and don’t be afraid to get a little bit dirty! Call Zanni on 0400882265 or email zanni.arnot@gmail.com for further information. Volunteers will be provided with a catalogue of the Biennale and tickets to the artists’ party on Wednesday night to thank them for their help.

as for the ART:
The work is made up of 170,000 clay figures that were made in a village in China by 300 people. The project has been running for fifteen years in eight different installations. It is a very important piece that represents community, people living and working together, and in Gormley’s terms - ‘the future of this world’. It is an extremely exciting opportunity to work so closely with both the artist and the piece.

The clay figures have been shipped out for the Biennale of Sydney which opens on Wednesday to the public. Since last Thursday, we have had volunteers installing the work at Pier 2/3, Walsh Bay, although unfortunately there have not been enough people to complete the project. As this is the last day we have to install, we are doing an urgent call out to as many people at possible to help install the project. Antony Gormley flew in from the UK this morning, so we are working closing with him and Zheng Wei, the curator of the piece.

Once you get yer hands into KULCHA its pretty hard to wull 'em out in a hurry. (Rather like some other delightful things I know.....)

mayhem highly reccommends going along to Ivan Doughtery on thursday arvo - to hear the artists talks by Alfredo Juan Aquiliza and Maria Isabel Gaudinez Aquilizan - who'll be doing a rerun in situ of their artists talk given at the Sham a few weeks back.... talks go from 3.30-4.30pm - and thene the opening is officially launched at 5.30 by chuck sunnyday - the BIG BOS curator star......

Afterwards - just toddle around the corner the hill to Australina Centre for Photography - and then roll all the way down oxford street, right down to where liverpool street meets the portal to hell that is the crosss city tunnel. then stop. turn right, and wander along the parky pavement.

there in the wine soaked white boxes of day street. you'll find the biennale alternative openings - which like the 'alternative' mardis gras -promise to offer a cooler, more 'now' earthy, more 'authentic' contemporary art experience than the international art spectacle that BOS is all about.

up the stairs at 168 day street, LOOSE is staging a Biennale pirate-copy exhibition & publication project...

Called CONES OF ZONTACT its a clever pisstake on the BOS theme of Zones of contact and features contributions by over 60 Sydney artists and projects/spaces in the production of a counterfeit Biennale catalogue, zine-style!

The list of contributors reads liek a whose who of sydney contemrpary art - and the zine is a perfect textbook for new art theory/ractice.

(see list)
JAY BALBI : ALAN MCFETRIDGE : PHILIPA VEITCH : LISA ANDREW : BONNIE ELLIOTT : ELIZABETH PULIE : BEATA GEYER : GRETCHEN GERAETS : TONY SCHWENSEN : GEMMA SMITH : MANYA GINORI : DAMIANO BERTOLI : MIMI TONG : NUHA SAAD : REUBEN KEEHAN : MARK TITMARSH : TREVOR FRY : JUSTENE WILLIAMS : PAUL BORDERI : ANNA PETERS : BENJA HARVEY : JANE POLKINGHORNE : RICHARD GURNEY : TIM HILTON : VICKY BROWNE: HELEN HYATT-JOHNSTON : SIMEON BRYAN : IAN MILLISS : SOPHIE COOMBS : PETER VOLICH : BRIAN FUATA : KYLIE WILKINSON : JENNY BROWN : ANNE KAY : MOP : RUNWAY : S.N.O. : SYDNEY : SQUATSPACE : SYDNEY LADIES ARTISTS CLUB : LOOSE PROJECTS : ALEX GAWRONSKI : IAKOVOS AMEPERIDIS : STEPHEN BIRCH : GAIL HASTINGS : ROBERT PULIE : RACHEL SCOTT : GIANNI WISE : DREW BICKFORD : LUCY MERRETT : SARAH GOFFMAN : ANDREW HURLE : ELVIS RICHARDSON : MIKALA DWYER : KEVIN SHEEHAN : CARLA CESCON : STEPHEN CRESWELL :RYSZARD DABEK : CHRISTOPHER HANRAHAN : ANDREW NEWMAN : SALVATOREPANATTERI : ABRAM POWELL : MARGARET ROBERTS & HORST KIECHLE :JUSTIN TRENDALL : GEOFF WEARY : EMMA WHITE : DAN ZERO

why am I not in it?
well may you ask - well they are cool - but not that cool.......and they've rung me in as part of a critical chinwag fest on saturday evening (6-8pm same place)


Besides yours truly features in the Protest Expo at Mori Gallery - which opens the same night.

:EXHIBITION OF PROTEST Group Show at Mori Gallery features residues from the BIG SUNDAY ADVENTURE at Kurnell yesterday.

In addition to works on walls, works on floors, works on screens, there'll be a catalogue and DVD for sale. Names include Susan Norrie, Helen Grace, Lisa Kelly, Daniel Boyd, Zanny Begg, Adam Hill, and the usual supects.

the expo blurb is:
Stop the desalination plant and nuclear power station. Save Kurnell Peninsula from destruction. Save Botany Bay National Park. Save Gweagal Aboriginal Middens. Save Captain Cook Reserve. Save Towra Point Aquatic Reserve. Save Boat Harbour AquaticReserve. Stop illegal clearing of land

but more info, more typos and better grammar is in last weeks post.


I was incapacitated on the weekend and so missed the Artists run intitiative fest called SAFARI. it got launched on saturday - and I recieved a promo from one gallery stating THAT CITY OF SYDNEY have deemed that exhibitions that incorporate performance art are a danger to all,

so much so that they slapped a $1 million suspended fine on ON A GALLERY!

Safari - is another 'fringe' biennale event: exhibiting works by emerging and unrepresented australian artists across six ARI's (artist-run initiatives), five in sydney and one in 'the gong', from 3 - 25 june 2006. 'SafARI' will include works in diverse media including sound, photography, jewellery, ceramics and painting.
'medium, rare' gallery
3rd - 25th june 2006
thu - sun / 12 - 5pm

official opening:
china heights
level 3 / 16-28 foster st surry hills
saturday 3rd june / 8-10pm


ARTISTS:
Jessie Angwin, Penelope Cain, Daniel Chant, Tracey Clement, Simon Cooper, Shirley Diamond, Damian Dillon, Alex Gereg, Paul Grant, Chayni Henry, Shelley Krycer, Rik Lee, Natalie Masters, Xavier Modoux, Adam Norton, Sean O'Connell, Tiffany Parbs, Mark Rodda, Jasper Streit, Janet's Truck, Jake Walker, Rully Zakaria

contrary to the 'emerging' label, most of the above are quite respected, prominent and if not mid career, then certianly established artists. osme teach at various art isntitutiaons, some are curators and writers as well. if anything SAFAR shows that the sydey art word is BIG, and lively and interesting.

the timing of 'SafARI' capitalises on the national and international focus on the visual arts in sydney during the biennale in order to provide opportunities to the artists, arts-workers and arts-spaces involved. while 'SafARI' unabashedly seeks to ride the biennale slipstream, there is no official or authorised linkage. 'SafARI' brings focus to sydney's ARI's and the vital, formative and experimental role they play in sydney's visual arts scene.

more info at www.safari2006.net

so I rekcon the Biennale is cool this year - because it has proviked a shitload of punchy, fun and bright counter shows - that are more than satlletie events but a more interesting reactive response to the provocation of having an official festival of contemrpoary art. (its provocative because the very act of selection, curation and promotion is comthing that is exclusive and elitist). So its great to see artists and galleries getting together to do some interesting suff as well.

see yers round the traps

mayhem
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Monday, May 29, 2006

Relational Aesthetics and Zones of Contact

After guzzling coffee in my backyard all morning I staggered shakily to my computer and logged onto the ARTLIFE's call to arms with 100 promises for the artworld. Click on the title above to see what I'm about.

And it's a fine way to start this weeks posting as I will enter the radio studio today not as a remote art critic but as a meaty little vegemite myself: an artist - engaging in gratuitous self promotion.However I rckon theory has fogged up my brain and my spectacles and I'm seeing the world through all the nice theory talk contemporary artspeak that slides across my tongue.

God what a slippery slope it is.

but its all in a good cause!

Part 1: Relational Aesthetics:

Relates not to the book by Palais de Tokyo director Nicholas Bourriand but a group show opening at Peloton Gallery opening on thursday Night. Basically Tracey Clement, who does the Heralds 'critics pics' column in friday's Metro, has assembled a whole heap of artists to do an exquisite coprse mail art project.If you chekc out the list below it looks like a who's who of sydney art scene (with a smatteirng of unknowns like moi to give that edgy art world kudos) ad shows the value added effect of getting an art critic ( who does fairfax scribing to support her studio habit) to coordinate a show.

"Post it" is a clever little fundraiser for Medicins Sans Frontiers, and its all in the theme of "Le Corps Morcele". All the artists drew little body bits on folded and taped secret sections of paper - which have all been unfolded to create these assemblages, which wil be available for silent auction at the opening.

details are: 6pm thursday 1st June
at: Peloton Gallery: 19 Meagher Street chippendale
(across from the old wedding circle)
show runs to June7th.

Contributors are:
Joan Ross, Matthys Gerber, Stephen Crane, Ben Quilty , Margaret Seymour, Alison Clouston, Benedict Ernst, Ruark Lewis, Alex Anastas, Luis Martinez, Judith Duquemin, Ric McConaghy, Monika Beherens, Vicki Willkes, Mireille Astore, Graham Blondel, Jaqueline Olivetti, Adam Cullen, Eugenie Lee, Kurt Schranzer, Caroline Rothwell, Yirgos Zafiriou, Margaret Roberts, Pia Larsen, Mike Esson, Helen Pynor, Rebecca Oh, Pierre Cavalan, Mini Graff, Michael Goldberg, Steve Tyerman, Todd McMillan, Megan Yeo, Mitch Cairns, Paul Donald, Anna Kristensen,Peter Burgess, Vernon Bowden, Melissa Laing, Adam Laerkensen, Iakovos Amperdis, Tom Loveday, Ron Adams, Lisa Jones, Tracey Clement, Soda_Jerk, Gerard Manion, Gaby Montejo, Margaret Mayhew, Mark Hetherington, Priscilla Bourne, Susanna Strati, Elizabeth Day, Deb Faint, Ben de Nardi, Patsy Payne, Pauline Plumb, Nana Ohnesorge, Keith Chidzey, Julia Davis, Zoe MacDonell, Barbara Doran, Melanie Khava, Lachlan Warner, Giles Ryder, Victoria Baker,Michelle Jensen, Alison Macgregor, Catherine Stuckings,Hayden Fowler, Lorna Grear, Ann Bentley, Hamish Ta-me, Rebecca Beardmore, Jodi McConaghy, Randolph, James Dorahy, Leslie Rice, Nick Vincent, The Tool Room, Prudence Murphy,John Paul Mullins, Phil Williams, Peter Nelson, Stephen Cramb, Jai McKenzie, Yuko Mamada,Sarah Kaur, Tom Polo, Mark Elliot, Jess McNeil, Daniel Kojta, Richard Glover,Nicolas Folland, Seraphina Martin, Nadine Binder, Nuha Saad, Lisa Andrew,, Mona Ryder, Alex Seton, Paul Ferman, Angela Tay

ZONES Of CONTACT

Is not only the title of the Biennale of Sydney but is an apt description for an alternative biennale preshow at Mori Gallery.


Mori gallery has been encouraging artists to visit the Botany Bay National Park for the past couple of months and draw some reactive creativity from the site. We are also plaanning an open artists' picnic and sunday stroll along the Bailey Coastal Walk (gooing from the end of Catain Cook drive down past the Cape SOlander Light House to the top of Cronulla beach)

Going on an artists' stroll may just seem a bit too post-object art for most people and maybe its beyond the shire - but we reckon the time is right for a bit of punchy "derive-ing" in a public park (yep that's wiht 2 e's and no-one has to stick to the path...). If you can imagine sculpture by the sea without any welded steel or Bondied abdominals then hopefully it can give you a sense of what this expereince should be - where whale watching meets relational aesthetics - where art is a process rather than an object on a wall or plinth.


Meet At the Cape Solander Carpark at 1pm This Sunday 4th June. Bring $7 to pay the NPWS tolls or cycle along the track and bring a hat, water and picninc lunch and allow 3 hours for te full stroll to Cronulla Beach. Public Transporters can get a train to Cronulla beach and either start the walk in reverse or catch a 987 bus from the station up to the park.

The results of the walk will be at mori gallery next week along with other stuff that people have been working on -

Thats 6pm Thursday 8th June at 168 day Street CBD (walk down Liverpool or Bathurst streets from Town Hall)and is in aid of Trying to save Kurnell Peninsula from being consumed as an adjuct of Caltex all in the name of desalination.


The show opens the same night as the BIG BOS PISSUP. (Free piss scammers take note: On thursday June 8th et out your black skivvies and armani spectacles and see if you can't clipper the front and sides of your hair in one of those trendy upbermullet things and then once the sun sets, get into some serious lurking outside one of the following venues).

Museum of Contemporary Art
Art Gallery of NSW
ArtSpace
Ivan Dougherty gallery
Australian Centre for Photography
PErformance Space

I'd really welcome some comments on which had the best/worse free acohol, entry policy, fashionable crowd. In that order. If you can't get in anywhere or feel like disdaining that sort of institutionalised avant-gardism - then no wukkas! head down to Mori for the real credfest.Here's why:

The biennale promises 85 artists but I reckon that's not much more than Peloton or the Morifest which opens the night before and has 60 artists all expressing work about the Kurnell Penninsula.

I'd highly reccomend that you double up on the night. Mori is a gentle downhill stroll from MCA and AGNES WALES - or a little bus ride from Artspace the ACP, dougherty or the other one. If you got an invite to the biennale then go to mori early. If not - then try your chutzpah chances at the iofficial venues and then if it fails - crawl down to Day Street for some nice wholesome art.

10 reasons why This show is more aobut ZOnes of contact than anything in the biennale

1. Kurnell is the site of the goorawal aboriginies who were the first aboriginies EVER to see the cream of old blighty stride across their middens - some of which are still there. (middens and anglo-australians).

2. Kurnell is meant to be where the new desalination plant is planned - for a citybuilt on saltawater and sand, which wants to drink more freshwater and burn more oil than it can afford , and then build a power station in order to distill water and oil and its all happenign at Kurnell.

3. Kurnell has a massive zone of contact between caltex oil refinery and a national park and the ocean. this is mediated by a big fat pipe pumping all kinds of weird and toxic crap out to see.

4. Kurnell is the best place in Sydney to watch Whales at this time of year. sooner or later they are going to start glowing in the dark; see point 3.

5. Kurnell had amazing big sand dunes - which you used to be able to see for miles - but now area top site for 4 wheel drivers - doing big chunky burnouts - fueled by CALTEX

6. Kurnell now has massive craters from mining all the dunes - whihc have ended up in most of sydney's brick veneer (you want a zone of contact/ go ram your haed into a McMansion wall!)

7. the Southern end of the park has a freaky looking colony of inbred wildlife (the last outpost of the six fingered shire freaks) with which are apparently 99% genetically compatible with the rest of humanity. (and you can see them for less than a ticket to the zoo)

8. the sand dune mining has been causing a gradual sucking away of Cronulla Beach the toxic residues of the hard fill is leaching into the proteced mangrove swamps in botany bay and threatening their destruction

9. cronulla Beach was the site of the scary race riots last year - it's the nasty white trash underbelly of sydney's soul - all the conflict, avarcioussness that we try to scoop under our soy latte coasters bares its scary beer belly for all too see.

10. sydney's real estate boom has extended even into the shire - and envirnomental destruction is being tempered by the desire for continued house price rises. Real estate? fossil fuel? alternative power? water? deslination? Petrol fueld 4WD recreation? you want zones of contact? it's all here!!!!

Not only that - but the above information is infinitely easier to negotiate than the BOS website - which was created by some overpaid Flashmonkeys with ADHD (don't they know that some of us have dialup!!!! some of us like to have our information in simple easily displayed HTML!!!! - why can't I acces a list of galleries, a list of artists and a basic press release without donloading 5 pdfs? huh?)


After treading the Artlife promises I considered the solemn oath:

13. I have come to accept that drawing a picture of a tree is not necessarily the same thing as saving one.

And I promise to have NO PAINTINGS of Sand Dunes or even moody looking mangroves.

I'm not sure if my intervention will accord with the oath below:

3. I promise I will never dress up in drag and think I’m changing the world.

but after seeing Leigh Bowery and Claude Cahun I rekcon I'm allowed to differ with them......

I'm here, I'm queer, I'm not going shopping.........

Thursday, May 25, 2006

A weekend of mayhem

I've got a full diary this weekend and I'm not afraid to flaunt it!

It all kicks off on FRIDAY NIGHT at 6pm at the Petersham Bowling Club, cnr The Avenue and Brighton Street.
with delicious dinner cooked by Fiona, bowling shenanigans,
and a slide show by some amazing visiting Filipino artists who are here
for the Biennale: Alfredo Juan Aquilizan & Maria Isabel
Gaudinez-Aquilizan. There'll also be a powerpoint presentation by yours
truly, in which I attempt (perhaps unsuccessfully) to explain how a
combination of social interaction and blogging might be construed as
"art".

Then I'll stagger home and drunkenly serenade the boys in my backyard who are having a BBQ.

Saturday is oging to be a tricky one.

I could go into the city and lurch around ART ON THe ROCKS while making up my mind whether to head down to Loose for fun with mark titmarsh and silly string, or over the cross arts (33 roslyn Street Kings Cross) for CROSS CONVERSATION: 'May Day, May Day: Rethinking Art & Politics whihc kicks off at 3pm.
Speakers: Ann Stephen, curator and author of On Looking at Looking: The art and politics of Ian Burn (2006); Neil Towart, research director Unions NSW and curator of Trades Hall collection, Raquel Ormella artist and Craig Judd, curator Tasmanian Museum and Art Gallery

I could also check out the current show: MAY DAY: THE RETURN OF ART & POLITICS IN THE 21st CENTURY
Or I could stay in the inner west and crawl over to chirssie cotter for free custard and goon as part of the EXHIBITION OPENING
SATURDAY 27 May, from 2.30pm to 6pm
Chrissie Cotter Gallery, Pidcock Street Camperdown (off Mallett Street,
and not far from Parramatta Road).
with afternoon tea, a little excursion to the former border of
Petersham at Johnston's Creek, and, if we're lucky, a ribbon-cutting by the Mayor
Himself, Sam Byrne.

Or I could go to the writers festival.

At night, there's a letterish type of thing at 8pm at the Bangarra theatre.

THE SPOKES - a spoken-word-music troupe, have words by BenEzra (aka Eytan Messiah), Bravo Child, Briohny Doyle, Alana
Hicks and Miles Merrill.
Live Music by John Maddox on Bass & Nigel Date on Guitar.

It's free.

sunday, again Art on the rocks which hopefully will involve my friend steve doing a paint drilling thing, and /or writers festival stuff.

Sunday night: third last ever frigid. night time at Newtown RSL.

Monday, May 22, 2006

SLACking off

This week I've been led from the carpet walled haven at 2SER to go and look at some nice rocks in southern sydney. I find it impossible to resist a nice cliff and some billowing foam so I've left listeners with the dulcet tones of Lisa Kelly from Sydney Lady Artists Club.

She did a preview on their excursion to the Oxford Tavern's Jelly Wrestling night some weeks back. You can read more about it by clicking on their link on the right, but that's not why she's starring in the hotseat.

Lisa's one of the directors of LOOSE - a new gallery space up the stairs at 168 Day Street in the CBD. I havne't given Loose much of a plug in the past - because of traumatic experiences of endless stairs climbing and coloured corridor meanderings that it has taken me some time to actually be able to share with the world.

but this wendesday - it might just be worth giving it another shot. If not this wednesday - then maybe saturday.

Metaphysical TV - promises to be a major eyeball fest for all of the super8 fans out there. It opens THIS WEDNESDAY 24th MAY, at LOOSE - and the other details are below.

The same night, the for hire space formerly known as Four A, has an enigmatic show - which is about art and fashion combining. It could be good, and kind of vintage meets nostaligia meets cultural critique - or it could be bland ragtrade pastiche. I can't actually tell from the presa release and I'm a sucker for having my ambiguous zones tweaked. Belinda Lai is the name of the 'artiste'.......

AN END OF AN ERA IS NIGH!!! THE SHAM IS COMING TO A CLOSE!!!
The good news means that Lucazoid will be able to come into 2SER and spread his vocals acorss the airwaves. the bad news is that, oh, well, it has been so nice having something local and relational happening in hte inner city. Lisa is also a Petersham local - so I thought she'd be best equipped to discuss this.
(confused? click on 'where's lucazoid' on the right for more info)

As part of the closing fest - there'll be A DINNER AT PETERSHAM BOWLING CLUB THIS FRIDAY NIGHT.
this promises to be WAYYYY better than the xmas luncheon fare at Jimmy's Kitchen at the glen innes bowling club. Not only is the catering done by capable foina, but there's going to be boosted by the presence of International Art Stars(TM). A group of Biennale artists, who are also marrickville council's artists in residence are going to give a presentation, and lucazoid will as well. It should make a great complement to the fetching decor of lawn bowls badges framed along one wall. Actually, the might have to cover that up with a screen. shit.
dinner starts at 6pm. ring fiona on 0434 813 926 if you wanna eat or just rock up and get ready to bowl and sink beers and look at stuff.

SATURDAY - Lucazoid also has his chrissie cotter opening - to demonstrate the 'outcomes' of the sham project. It will be from 2.30-6pm at a small space behind the Camperdown Bowling Club, and will involve a group stroll around the sham periphery.

If you don't wanna walk - go back to Loose for the silly string theory metaphysical fest - also on at 2pm.

Last week - I checked out Greg Shapley's performance endurance piece at Newspace Gallery in rozelle. It was much easier to get to by bus than Macquarie uni. anyway - newspace has been newly painted and looks great - and upstairs was decked out well with three guitarists in each room, doing their controlled two chord 4 second strums. There were candles and dips. It was vintage tasteful. It could have been Black mountain college in the thirties. with great beer. It was cool.

i wandered around and saw that one of the guitarists was Brendan Penzer. The other guy had his face to the wall, hidden under a beanie so I couldn't work out who it was. It was like an understated MANJAM. I wnadered aorund , did some skethces and settled into a chair, wondering how long the perfomrers would last without beer, and if I should offer to pour beer into mouths somehow. but then Greg cracked. He put down his guitar after only 95 minutes. I was disgusted! so I left.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

metaphysical opening

This opening sounds wayyyy cool - especially the bit with silly string.

only thing is the dates don't tally with my verison of i-cal!

Is it some kind conceptual art impossibility?

Metaphysical TV [Still]

Andrew Frost + Stephen Harrop + Michael Hutak + Mark Titmarsh + Gary
Warner

Opening Wednesday May 27, 6pm. Loose Projects, 2nd Floor, 168 Day
Street, Sydney.
Exhibition runs for Three Days: May 27 to May 29
Gallery Hours: Thu-Fri 12-5pm, Sat 1-6pm.
Video Performance by Mark Titmarsh: [Silly] String Theory. Saturday May
29, 2pm.
Attendees for the performance are invited to bring a can of silly
string!
Curated by Mark Titmarsh.

Monday, May 15, 2006

stuff last week

I've been trying to do a leaner, meaner, more in depth coverage of a few specific visual gems, rather than covering everthing in depth.

awww hell -this is just a tragic excuse for the fact that I just don't gt out much anymore.

I spent last week chekcing out unveristy museums. I ahvne't heard much form either KUDOS or dougherty, so I dunno wots happening at COFA. Tell me please! someone!

Anyway last wednesday I missed the jellly wrestling in order to trek out to Epping for the Ian Milllis retrospective. Punters can eyeball the online version by clicking/cutting and pasting/woteva the folllowing link: http://www.ianmilliss.com/

Vintage readers of this blog may know the millis as the painter of bad irises at slot last year. then he said they were his mum's. HIS MUM WAS AT THE OPENING! I kind of hid in the corner.

Anyway the website above is dominated by a big tryptic - that also fills one wall of the gallery. the sky bit is more luminous in the flesh -but there's a dry margrittey tone about the whole thing. Swing, Tree, Noose. Initialy I thought it was a comment about the deaht of michael hutchence - but I was having a fairly intense '80's flashback moment at the time. it soon passed.

If you go to the website, click on "the invisible artist". bit. (It's invisible on my browser whihc is kind of enigmatic) then you can see all the background info about his ouvre, and what all this means. Basically this show assembles a wonderful glimpse of delights in the past - and of sydney's really interesting avante-garde heritage. 35 or something years ago - artists like millis were actively involved in inner city communities and in fighting to preserve areas like wolloomooloo. what came out of this social engagement - was a flourishing of experimental approaches to art making. Culture works like any ecosystem - feed it enough hummous and all sort sof insteresting things mushroom........

anywya - seeing the retrospective in the flesh , well the context of maquarie uni is hard to ignore, partiuclalry if yyou go by bus like I did. I spent 60 minutes on a gridlocked freeway, surrounded by suits and residue of mix106.5 statticking in the bakground, only to emerge into a see of parking lots and gumtrees. in the dark.


Fortunately I found a security guard and found the gallery easily enough. It's a nice new brick building. I strolled in and noticed the white powder map on the floor. I don't think it was coke. I looked up and went for the framed covers of the Contemporary Art Society Broadsheet, and other publications. Cool vintage stuff. with arty sqauatters stnaindg on a warehouse lookig like the droogs form a clockwork orange. and then lots of letters, minutes, fragments. Bits of encapsulated dreams. Looked left and the masking tape on the floor "follow this line' only possible wiht eyes, but I did and came to couch, and photos of couch in galllery. a 4 minute cage symphony of an artspace...... whihc was a nice way to head towards the cute corridored left of the gallery. Instruction conceptual world. well placed in an intimate space, wehre you have to be alone with the walls, and the instructions. emerging back into the gallery, wiht a massive laser print out, huge pathcwork artworkers union banners, more bits between paintings.

what is all of this doing in Epping? sydney has a really amazing history, and its bizarre how quickly radical moments get smoothed over, and moved on. Even thoght the people still hang around, sharing stories and showing scars. This is a treasure of a show.

back to sinney central and I nealy wet myself at the tin sheds on saturday. Joan ross is everything a girl could wish for. fur, lino, underpants, glitz. glorious kitsch delight - worked into some punchy thematics about australian idenity. 19th century colonial portraits painted onto kangaroo fur. and wired hanging bit sof stuff, and furry birds, and th albert namatjira lino cut kookaburra, and all those textual, delightful lacy frilly, whirling big things.

GO TO TIN SHEDS THIS WEEK. THE SHOW ENDS THIS SATURDAY MAY 20TH

stuff this week

Greg shapely is doing an endurance piece - non stop guitar at Newpsace Gallery. Starting on thursday night at 6pm and going until his fingers fall off or someone smashes the guitar over his head.


Should be a nice complement to the current experimental noisefest at artspace

The Australian Network of the International Campaign to Ban Landmines invites you to an exhibition: Unfinished Business: Completing the Ban on Landmines
A collection of photographs by John Rodsted taken in Bosnia & Rob Alsop taken in Cambodia

Opening: Saturday 20th May 2006 at 6pm at the Mori Gallery, 168 Day Street Sydney
Exhibition: Saturday 20th until Tuesday 23rd May 2006, between 11am-6pm
gallery will be open sun, mon and tues.

Further details: Susan Braun ph: 0407 463 779 &/or Denis Doherty ph: 0418 290 663

Thursday, May 11, 2006

art and the alma mater

Maiden Voyage opens next thursday 18th Maay at 6pm
At a new space in slurry callled GAFFA
Adddie is 330 crown street
sho goes from may 19-30
GAFFA is open MONDAYS TOO! - It's open 7 days a week: 12-5ish

names of emerging artists are aidan li, bridie lander, melinda young, karin findeis, kim robson, mike turner, damien butler, madeleine bod, ben frost, rosary coloma, loren keir

Now i've got that out of the way - i thought'd i'd stiick my 2 cents worth into the NAS saga.

My interests in this - are that I'm an ex-studnet and ex-life model of NAS, and have a love hate relationship with th place. the other interest I have at the moment is in art education, and what types of art schools can foster/stifle/promote communities and creativity.

when the NAS vs COFa shitfight really blew up late last year I weighed in with the rant below.

http://artandmayhem.blogspot.com/2005/11/scatalogical-valediction-for-alma.html

I dunno if it says anything, but it's kind of amusing in a bleary eyed boozy kind of way.

Last week Friends of the National Art School sent me an email asking me to reply to 3 questions:
1. why did you go to NAS?
2. what was the highight of your time at NAS?
3. what do you think of the merger with COFA?

Here's what I sent back

Q1: I chose NAS - partly because there was no HECS and
I already had a huge debt. I had also gone around to
all the other art schools - and something about NAS
just felt right. I stayed because I loved the people.
I had friends at COFA and they were having a great
time as well - but NAS felt smaller and more
non-threatening. I could spend all day writing
manifestos and planning performances and doing really
weird installations based on walking around the block
on a particular day and finding bits of garbage and
feel like I was a rebel. I still feel that learning is
a complicated process which is more about having the
right people at the right time than any formal course
structure.

Q2: where do I start? Castle mountain (1 week painting camp at wiseman's ferry) was definitely a
highlight and it is a damn shame that these cheap
crazy week long 24 hours per day
painting/cooking/canoeing/drinking fests don't happen
anymore. Bill Pratts desert tours (student organised 3 weeks in a minibus for $400 art tours) were also just
incredible and Ian B's trip to central france changed
my life. doing "bob" (student newspaper) was frustrating but really fun -
especially the elvis edition and it was even funnier
when damien nugent started up a rival student
newspaper coz he thought that "bob's" production
values were too grungy. And then there was the
courtie, and scraping up coins to get one last
guinness at the end of the night. so many romantic
sodden soliloquies about art and life, and so many
hangovers. It was worth every single one.

Q3: I think both institutions are amazing for entirely
different reasons. Part of me regrets having never
gone to COFA for postgraduate work because people do
fantastic stuff there -and it has a great history as
mackie and wonderful links to some really interesting
emerging artists and artists run initiatives. the
COFA store is excellent and KUDOS gallery is really
great. But I don't see why we can't support both COFA
and NAS in sydney as separate institutions. I'd like
to think they support different needs and have
different roles, and different possibilities. I'm not
anti COFA - and students from both institutions lived,
showed and worked together or nearby back last decade.
I'd like to see that difference continue as a source
of exchange and possiblities just like it does with
students from SCA. I'd be scared that a merger would
end up with the worst of both at both institutions.
NAS would be incroporated as some kind of conservative
drawing /studio skills wing within COFA, which would
detract from the existing history of drawing and
painting practices at COFA - and from the history of
experimental approaches to teaching and studio work
that has continued at NAS.

What I didn't write in the letter above was wathcing how the student populatin of NAS changed over time. when I started there in 1997- there were a lot of studnets in their mid 20's - with oldies and youngies iether side. It's hard to say whether it was just the grunge fashions of the time - but the standard art chool garb was blunnies, flannies and baggy, paint smeared or torn pants. Lot sof people seemed t have a lot of time and energy to put into other stuff like intercapus art shows, or student papers, or mad camps, or sitting around and getting drunk with teachers and blithering sit into the night.......

By the time I was working as a full time model - I felt a really big class difference between myself and a lot of the other students - many of whom were weird easter suburb helmet haired 4WD driving types - living out some pseudo acadmeic version of "the artists way" - or people that could have been their kids; young, middle class and very white. I don't know why or how this occured. NAS was and still is the CHEAPEST tertiary art school in sydney - so why it has attracted so many affluent and conservative seeming students is a mystery to me, but it was sad. the middle age studnets didn't have time to go on long painting excursions or wild parties, and the kids didn't have the skills or initiative or contacts to organise crazy shit.

as stated above, I think it's the stuff that happens around and outside of art shcools that indicate the amount of life within. If art students are organising their own shows,parties,zines or whatever - or if they are involved in the networks of artists/activists that are - that DOES feed into the institution - as well as the community. I'd defend the idea of more art shcools rather than less - just on a basic biodiversity model. I'd prefer to see NAS and COFA exist separately, but I'd prefer NAS to merge wiht COFA rather than Notre Dame. (It might be good for their art history section but that's about all - hell NAS was hotbed of saphhism when I was there - wot would happen to that under Pell inc.?)

I still think that art institutions work best as porous frames - kind of gathering together students into a loose structure - which they can work within, around or against. to cite that great dead man derrida - utlmitately a good structure should be hospitable to its own subversion and even destruction.

Maybe the open source art school blog is a better place to develop discussion on what an art school could or should be thatn here.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Art and Flatulence - keeping up appearances

Today I was introduced along with the phrase 'arty-farty' - which inspired me to give a long windy plug for Mike Parr. (His etchings are at the MCA for another 10 days and he's gold leafing his arm under a tree outside of AGNSW tomorrow) This was totallly unplanned and spur of the moment. Radio is a spontaneous and unpredictable beast at times.

So right now i'm sitting on a full intestinal lumen trying to maintain the gas. the gas lift chair beneath me swivels in an annoying manner. Arty Farty. Hmmm.

On Friday I rocked up to the chrissie cotter SLY/STONE VILLA show. While doing the elbow leaning act on their weird 1980's laminated bar thing and chatting to Nick Strike, some lady came up to me an commented on my raiment - "ooohh you look so bright and colourful and whacky! you must be an artist! you must be soooo creative!". Thing is, is that, contrary to my plans of wearing my peepshow tie, shirt and trousers - I'd been inspired by a packed lunch of beetroot to go in a classic black ensemble. As my jaw hit the floor my eyes glazed at my chromatic accuser - herself decked out in a bright yellow ladysuit - with flashes of tartan headwear - and possibly some lappets, and accesories in another colour. Words completely failed me so I smiled blankly. I hope I didn't seem like a bitch. She did stand out from the crowd who were mostly dark suited, handycam wielding members of the sydney Tiawanese embassy coterie, with a sprinkling of marrickvillle councillors and some of the stone villa artists.

Anyway - the art featured small photographic printouts and some smaller works on acetate/works on paper. These had been shipped over from SLY studios in Taipei at less expense than stone villa artists exhibits (concurrenlty showing in Taipei)- which included large pannelly wall pieces. still cheaper than a bronze sculpture though. highlight of the show was the box hologram butterfy, and the nice 3 animal cartoon character in some great artists book that was sitting on a plinth.

Shannon johnson had a GREAT SHOW open on saturday night at Sheffer Gallery - which is 34 Lander street Darlington (off Shepherd street). I missed the opening but I can barely wait to see the show which runs till 27th May.

Shannon has done heaps of stencil art and drippy aerosol collage which have an appealing mix of pop/anti pop references with some more painterley plays with graf-art motifs of stencilling, lettering and decollage. Her wall pieces are still aroudn and she's had 'discrete wall object works'(new wank term for paintings) at space 3 - and even at the wedding circle where she was one of the directors.

Over summer she spent 3 months at the Paris 'cite des arts' studio. Instead of mooching around the glossy art haunts within the marais and St. germain (and whingeing aobut how moribund it all is) - shannon hooked up with some really interesting network of community based street artists - and found a couple of great little artist run spaces on the outer arrondissements. she also did some collaborative in situ works over there and furthered her obsession with famous frog tagging icon "Misstal" .

I posted some long whinges about the frightful ennui of the "grande public" art exhibitions in paris - and probably forgot to mention all of the amazing art there is in Paris streets. Lots of minivans are decked out in amazing aerosol art - and there is really great greaffiti - EVERYWHERE - and incredible stencils. The 1960's Asger Jorn decollage (diiscrete tearing) of metro billposters has been taken further with people doing crazy painted detournements of billposters even now. (something almost impossible on Sydey's glass & perspex horrors). It makes a pretty full on contrast with the beige boxes of 'high art', but enuff said.

In short - shannons sheffer show has some of the residue of a tres noice exchange with a quite vibrant visual arts activity in frogville and her own work here.
opening hours Wed - Sat 11-6pm. Ph -61 02 9310 5683

the other plug I gave was for Ian Milllises show at Macquarie uni galllery. Click on "Art School The Open Source" - (3rd blog lingk on the right) for more info. the show opens this wednesday night and goes till early june.

I gave a brief rave about the MCA masquerade show. Its great . Go see it. It closes may 21st. If you go with some joe-average friends - send em upstairs to sam taylor wood's pop photography & they can get their celebrity fix and financially support the cool free stuff downstairs. the film on claude Cahun nearly made me cry. It's free.

I FORGOT to mention the latest cross arts show. Details follow.

MAY DAY: THE RETURN OF ART & POLITICS IN THE 21st CENTURY

Exhibition Dates: 6 May to Saturday 3 June 2006
Talk: Tom Carment, artist, and Pat Geraghty, seaman, unionist and local resident
When: Saturday 6 May at 3pm
Where: The Cross Art Projects
33 Roslyn Street, Kings Cross, Sydney (opposite St Lukes Hospital gates)
Cross Conversation: Saturday 27 May 2006 at 3pm
For more information call 9357 2058 or 0406 537933

EVENTS:
May Day Watercolour Studio: bannerette workshop directed by Barbara Campbell at The Cross Art Projects on 6 May 11am to 3pm Saturday 6 May, 11am to 3 May Day 2006: Sunday 7 May at 11am at Hyde Park North. Guest speaker is Sharan Burrow, ACTU President.

ARTISTS:
Simon Blau, Barbara Campbell, Tom Carment, Tom Nicholson, Raquel Ormella, Jacky Redgate, Emma Rees and Bernie Slater (Artists and Writers' Alliance, ACT), Toni Warburton and John von Sturmer, Jelle van den Berg, Deborah Vaughan, Waterside Workers Federation Film Unit
Curators Jelle van den Berg and Jo Holder

CROSS CONVERSATION: 'May Day, May Day: Rethinking Art & Politics
When: Saturday 27 May 2006 at 3pm
Where: The Cross Art Projects
Speakers: Ann Stephen, curator and author of On Looking at Looking: The art and politics of Ian Burn, Miegunyah Press, 2006; Neil Towart, research director Unions NSW and curator of Trades Hall collection and Craig Judd, curator Tasmanian Museum and Art Gallery

MAY DAY: THE RETURN OF ART & POLITICS IN THE 21st CENTURY

The exhibition May Day looks at contemporary industrial relations from a cultural perspective, connecting an interdisciplinary curatorial work and historic moments. It also identifies a strong neo-conceptual critical and aesthetic strain within contemporary Australian art practice that interacts with global concerns and local political topics.

May Day reflects on these sorry days of government manipulation of unions and the introduction of divisive industrial laws, on the curbing of civil liberties and the strangling of access to information. As many have observed, the 1950s and Cold War political posturing have become a metaphor for todays conservative politics. While not a historical survey, the exhibition includes newsreel footage of the 1956 Sydney May Day shot by the acclaimed Waterside Workers Federation Film Unit whose work typifies an art is a weapon style and some related archival material.

In contrast, artists are now maneuvered off the set by the spectacles of art and entertainment and cultural politics is divorced from institutional political culture. However, artists often work with this lineage of modernism and cultural activism. Barbara Campbell, Tom Nicholson and Raquel Ormella use traditional emblems of protestbanners, occupied sites, anonymous poster paste-ups, hand-to-hand materials, collaborative actions. SomeTom Carment is an examplework with activists like Pat Geraghty, veteran member of The Maritime Union of Australia (MUA) and resident of Kings Cross, to document passing cultural history. Other artists, like Simon Blau or Jacky Redgate, comment in symbolic or abstract ways, often with irony and humour.

The project evolved from discussion of Jelle van den Bergs sketchbook titled Industrial Relations, which juxtaposes notes and views of the old industry suburb of Waterloo with notes and views of the shiny new Waterloo of residential apartments. Gentrification and outsourcingboth processes in the tension of globalization.

The artists of May Day honour the determination and colour of two great workers commemorations: the Eight-Hour Day (renamed Labor Day), won 150 years ago by stonemasons, and the May Day parade initiated by shearers at Barcaldine in 1891. Today the two have pretty much fused into one public event. May Day, associated with rites of spring, May Queens and maypoles, and given aesthetic legitimacy by William Morris and Walter Crane, is undergoing a renewal.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Mayhem on Mayday

Art and mayhem: Mayday

Stuff coming up this week.

Fucking everything:

TUESDAY
Legge Gallery has some amazing wordy dark elegant deep paintings by Annette Iggulden and really creepy photos by Alex Craig. This opens tomorrow night at 183 Regent Street Redfern and runs to 20/5.

WEDNESDAY
Mori Gallery has pop goes political opening on Wednesday Night. Adam Hill’s “A sign of the crimes, Sydney city council” shows everything from a history to uranium to everything else. Think of Monica Behrens meets Guan Wei. Or Gordon Bennett gone glam.Stick around long enough and even stylised apathetic posturing (I mean the history of pop not the history of Adam) goes all ironic and becomes deep and passionate and engaged. And quite good to look at. The smaller room has another painterly popist Anton Pulvirenti doing “Less dangerous than democracy”. I had a preview and both rooms are well painted, colourful and punchy. This was almost consolation for not being able to get into LOOSE (after climbing all those stairs too). May 3- June3 @168 Day Street.

ON the same night Sherman has Peter Atkins “Precious Things”which none of the invite or publicity images do any justice to. He’s got a whole heap of quite obsessively gathered and catalogued objects trouves in clean cut looking. Each piece has a pencil label saying the place and date of the collection, and features things like buttons, plastic bags, random noes etc – form Newtown and Jerusalem. The latter is what gives the work its rub really. For Jewish artists – collection and filing of everyday objects can never be a dry random thing, and the show took on some of the resonance of Susan Hiller's stuff a the Tate Modern. Of course, he’s not Hiller, and discrete points of pain on sale have a somewhat diminished poignancy – but the show LOOKS NICE, and its even deep. Sherman is at 16-20 Goodhope Street Paddington and the show runs form May 4-27.

Down the road, Harrison Galleries also has a show of sombre heartbreak paintings by Eugenie Lee opening the same night. (yes, this Wednesday). She does intense photorealist moody interiors. Runs until May 20th.

FRIDAY

Chrissie Cotter Gallery (pidcock street - camperdown - kind of behind the bowling club) has an opening of the Stone Villa + SLY Art. Sly art are from Taipei, and Sotne villa are those nice poeple I was raving about at te Art in the park thing in petersham. this runs until May 21, 2006. The two artist collectives are exchanging works and the participating artists from the Stone Villa include; Mishka Borowski, Simon Cavanagh, Geoff Corbett, Joris Everaerts, Michelle Hanlin, Caz Haswell, Stephen Ralph, Nick Strike and Sam Whittingham.


Harrison Galleries in glenmore Road (don't say Brian) just had a great show by Helen Pyrnor called Breathing shadows, but its over now so you’ve all missed it. This got a good bit of PR – but I wish the works could have needed up in a permanent collection. What kind of freak takes single hairs ties them together and knits them into big long loose garments? I really hope Tracey Clement saw this one. It takes an obsessive fabric freak to really understand another one. Helen also had these panels running around the wall of little photographs. They were of the canal St. Martin in Paris so I couldn’t bear to look at them too closely – but the bare trees had a nice echoing thing of the thin hair fibres.

It’s been a good week for recent graduates of SCA, but not for their livers.

Greg Shapley had an opening on Wednesday night at a small and extremely underused and very low priced ARI in Erskineville. Email me if you wanna show there. The sleazeburger repeats involved a really effective use of the space. Greg exploited his conservatorium roots by hammering out a scary ditty on his partners broken sax, and having it on a loop that wafted around the space (which has really bad acoustics btw) and gave a delightful peep show ambiance to the video projections of sleazy burgers. One was a live hook-up to a burger on a turntable on the balcony. The main video projection was framed with nice bits of velvet – and actually did a nice stereo effect between the back wall and the curtain it was projected on. I’m extremely grateful to Dave D for pointing this out.

Ben Terakes – great little watercolours on paper – that were self-portraits of performances he’d done. Think: Cherry Hood meets Mike Parr – with a fair amount of newly grad grunge thrown in. single largish male figures – standing on a blue milk crate while painting face blue, or wearing a pig mask or a paper bag or doing some weird shit. I liked the humility and whimsicality. There was a fun fleshiness of both technique and subject matter.

After gawking gleefully at naked flash and pigs I wandered into Susan Norrie: work in Progress: Black mist blew me away. The moricave was all dark, except for the single screen projection, framed by the two pillars. It takes a lot to fill the moricave, but this was really amazing. If there are any readers who don’t know who Susan Norrie is she’s usually mentioned in high school textbooks with her bright chunky still lifes from the 1980’s. I even had art teachers bemoan “the loss of a great painter to all that post modern installation shit” that she started doing later. You can find her later stuff, kind minimalism/objecty photographicky semiotically dense kind of thing in most contemporary art texts from the 1990’s. I even found a monograph about her in Finnish. She had a great video “Enola” that was at the last biennale. It showed bits from mini world theme park in Japan with “it’s a small world” playing over the top, and it scanned across to the twin towers and was, haunting. In other words, she’s a high profile established contemporary artist. (HPWECA for short)

Now, when approaching a certified HPWECA piece, it often leads to a certain amount of self-consciousness, and a scary expectation of complacent knowingness in front. I always feel very conscious about having the correct levels of glasses sliding down the nose while sneaking a peek at the floor sheet in order to check that I recognise the oeuvre in front of me. This happens a lot at Sherman but is ameliorated by that nice panel thing separating the two main spaces in the gallery. It’s a chronic problem at the Ox, and I’ve found myself having major kinaesthetic dilemmas for days afterwards. (Am I brainy enough? Did I get? Was I worthy?). So, so, so often it’s all too easy to miss the art for the HPWECAs. Yes, its so and so, it must be good.

So maybe I shouldn’t have mentioned any sort of biog for Susan Norrie and just gone straight to the point. But it was good that the room was so dark that I couldn’t see if anyone was in there, and no-one knew that I was there either. And if anyone did see the Enola video – and enjoyed the sub bass thrum during the plane scanny bit – you’ll understand the quiet spooky intensity conveyed by the current piece – which is a memorial to the Aboriginal tent Embassy in Canberra, which, after 35 years got cleared last month.

It starts with a desert scene, and a group of aborigines making a fire. They must be from South Australia coz they mention Maralinga. Then she has shoots of nuclear bomb tests. Annihilation. Got it? Then the spooky slow movements panning across, in, out, and around the abandoned tents and campsites of the old embassy. The camera glides and different speeds, and a slow sub audible soundtrack hovers behind. Think of Wilfred Owen's deafening silence and you’ve got the picture. Slowly, moving around, obsessively marking time and remapping time spent around campfires. Slow bearing witness. Scary chairs and seductive withered tarpaulins. Whoever said that painting and video art are incompatible should be shot. Twice. Or force-fed an endless diet of icky endless overpriced mars violet. In this piece, we become the drifting slow obsessive seducing eye. And the camera has an impossibly long focal length. Fore and far are all deeply in focus, and yet so slow and strange. But it’s over now, so you’ve missed it!

Speaking of HPWECAs, the Good Hope Gallery had a photographic exhibition featuring portraits of the Sherman Stable inc. by Hari Ho. Individual photos were on sale, and I was counting the red dots to see if it would work as some popularity contest but the buyers were way to cool and got sets of the whole thing. Poorer punters can still buy the book. The bigger space had big c-types of the artist posing in their studios, and the smaller space had B&W full body standing shots of each. Nice. Dualism. Etcetera. Play on notion of photography as constructing/contesting/construing authenticity, plus good measures of the romanticist cult of the artist thrown in. Now the thought of staring into the soul of Tim Storrier is a scary thing, but the colour photograph was damn enlightening. Many people have brushed off the Storrier as a reactionary derivative, hideously kitsch pseudo ocker wanker, but this portrait actually showed just why the man deserves the market value he has, and why he melds in the with boho pretentions of Sherman. The B&W shot showed him staring front on with the chubby face and round glasses and looking scarily like an ex-boyfriend who I still quite like, so I walked away. The colour portrait was placed next to the Parr, who had the same pose, same clothes same setting for each. (Guess the message was ‘I am my studio/work/art’). The Storrier shot was composed like one of his pictures, the landscape darkened by the contra jour as a sunset burned across the centre like a flame. Storrier loomed in the wings in a Drizabone. I thought of Marc Hunter from Dragon in the film clip from “Rain” and realised that this was actually a moving comment for Generation X. for a thirty something bright young thing in a black skivvy and Armani spectacles “it s been rainin, Oh so long” counterposed against the fiery image of a burning sunset on a solar scorched scrub is unspeakably poignant. Even sublime. Juxtaposed against Parr, whose latest oeuvre has colonised the position of Australia’s moral conscience, the Storrier actually had the grab. It’s been rainin’ (not), it always rains after a dry spell, it might rain, I’d better wear the drizabone. Bugger, its still 30 degrees in the shade, it’s enough to make a grown man cry. I can’t go on….

Monday, April 24, 2006

skin of my teeth

Art and Mayhem barely scraped through this week - and there wasn't even enuff time to play a one minute track by Inch Time - in order to evoke the nice live drawing thing by roy ananda that I saw last night.

this is a pity because the soft organisc fluffy electronica woud have well matched the gentle tones of Daz's programming.....


oh well. a shakey, scrapey rushing start - but, at least i didn't get called "miss" and I do hope to hang in there, somehow.....

Yesterday was a nice day of Kulcha - the art in the park had nary a shade of Khadi, and there was only one truly appalling piece, whihc was so bad it was kind of cool. A chrome polished steel cuved swoosh wiht little ladyfeelt on the end, perched on a black plinth - well, I decided htat it was an open field reference to the ambiance of the partk - and tyring to tie in the Oxford Tavern on the next corner. Hope the oxford tavern buys the work - coz it'd make a great addiiton to the neon legs on the Rita's Restaruant sign......

There were lovely shimmering latticey things hanging from a tree as I tried to track down Christopher Newman's details from Anna Bazzi Backhouse - the new arts officer. Chris, if you, or anyone you know is reading this YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE - and we're having a school reunion. (even our mother's went to school together!) email me now!

well the shimmers reminded me of fun times in the last decade heading off the the Gayand Lesser Beings parades - or kookey, or something, or frigid even?

and then someone had a calderesque cow skull going mobile i the corner - and this made me really happy - coz I'd been listening to nick Cave all morning - and ksuls in the sunlight are kinda cheery and winsome.......

and nick's parrallelax was great, and sams stuff fabric bits were great, and I'm real glad to see that Kaz has moved on from mdf - and used that great piercied pinboard stuff to good effect.

I saw lucazoid plus nobody and the rock star that was Maxine Foxx. We all headed off on a reconnaisance mission ot the barefoot bowls at petersham. Chek cout lucazoids blog for more ifo.

Ten I went to frigid - and nearly missed the ananda eyeball experience - due to being conrerned by a feral from the weld (volunterily I giht add - twe had gossip to caht up on).

I snuggled up at the front for the nice fluffy inchtim set - which was neatly introduced by Seb's bold and crafty seguing of random global fusion bits......

Roy was stationed at a big white board - and I'd assumed that the live drawing would be some kind of trippy gestural butoh thing....... (wher drawing becomes an extension of dancing....)

but. Roy - kind ostuck to the same bodily movements of DJ's - that kind of calm cerebral containment. he had 2 poses; one standing up and oe crouching down, and he styed pretty much on the spot. Stefan Panzak was iitially the most compellig mmebe rof the duo - (you shold have seen is eyeballs roll) - but we only had a back view of roy.

His picture that ememrged was a cerebral quasi-Klee kind of slow gental whimsly. Bery tructural - lines and cones and cylinders forming a type of body. Then he got out the gouache and knwckd some of th planes back. It was nice. I enjoyed it.

Enough art reviews!

this week - Greg shapley has recycled a hamburger from a first draft show in 2004. I've tacked on the media release below.

It opens on wednesday 26th April at GLint Gallery, level 1, 226 Union street South Newtown. It should be visible thurs, frid and sat during the day. for this week only!

Gallery 4A have an opening on Friday 28th April . Called ghosts of the coast, it has a pretty good lineup including Lional Bowden, Cherine Fahd, Alex Kershaw, Pat Sae-Loy, Evan Salmon, Todd robinson, Mel O'Callaghan and Prateep Suthathongthai.

I spoke about some fashion disasters contest on saturday, but I've lost the flyer. sorry.

THE BURGER REPEATS (The Sleazeburger)

An installation by Greg Shapley

WHERE: Alpha Gallery (In the Alpha House Artists' Cooperative Ltd)
Level 1, 226 Union St, Erskineville (South Newtown)
(Around the corner from the Union Hotel)

WHEN: Opening: Wednesday April 26th, 6-9pm
Running from Thursday 27th to Saturday 29th April
Gallery Hours: 1pm-5pm


A day or two before Australia Day last year, fellow artist, Deb Baker,
and I did something quite uncharacteristic: we stopped off at
Blacktown McDonalds and bought a cheeseburger. This turned out to be
no ordinary cheeseburger however.

After resisting the temptation to devour it on the long journey home,
we installed it as part of our work in the exhibition 'In Pursuit of
WMDs' at Firstdraft Gallery. Just like the now famous Mary, Mother of
God cheese-on-toast apparition (that sold for thousands of dollars on
Ebay recently), this burger was destined for a greater use than a
tasty snack or a one-off appearance. Thus 'The Cheeseburger' makes its
second appearance - over one year later. Miraculously, it has not
deteriorated at all; the meat is not maggotted, and the cheese is as
fresh as the day it was umm... processed (in fact, an upturned cheese
corner has given the burger a somewhat cheesy grin).

This time the cheeseburger has been filmed sauntering sleazily down a
conveyer belt. It is pitch black, except for our softly focussed -
almost pornographic - iconic fast food. It is soon followed by a
perfect replica - a simulacrum. A cross between bumper cars and
Pacman, these two burgers go through a prolonged ritual. Are they
colliding? ...having sex? ...melding into one? ...or all of the above?
Once
the second burger becomes one with its pursuant, the ritual begins
again and never ends - the burger repeats.

Greg Shapley is an audiovisual artist and composer. His last work was
A THING OF BEAUTY: AN ACT OF TERROR. It explored the infinite
possibilities of the finite using planes, statues, and jaywalkers.

FOR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE PHONE GREG ON 0401 152 434 OR EMAIL
gshapley@gmail.com

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Stuff this Week

I'm getting back into town on Saturday.

so far I'm managed to avoid ALL semblance of CULCHA in thoe coutnry. Mym mum is a volunteer minder at the local art gallery - so I may pop in - and we were planning on dropping by NERAM - befor eI fly out on saturday.

Not that sydney readers would give a stuff - so why bother?

Back In sydney - I've got dreams of spending sunday avoiding my backyard life drawing grouop - and whizzing around chekcing out the white boxes..... well not quite.

Marrickville council has some ART In THE PARK thing at Manudrell Park at Petersham.
It sounds Ghastly and they should get someone new to rewrite their press releases.

Fortunately I do KNOW some of the artists involved - and know that they are the sculptors from the STONE VILLA - some of whom used to be at that fun studio at the back of Kelly COuntry studios - before it got Dog Boxed.

So I reckon it won't be the ususal frightening community arts event (with unshaven members of the ALP left doing their pseudo boho thing by wearing patchwork batik pants- argh!!!) but maybe more like a traditional sculptors pissup.

Nick Strike had some stuff at SLOT last year , and even took on the men of metal one year with an installation involving used water bottles, and Sam whittingham does great soft stuff and despite using MDF, Caz Hazwell makes nice things so I hope she's brought one of her big ones along. Other sculptors are Szilvia Gyorgy, Rodney Nash, Phillip Barnes, Greame Endean, Stephen Ralph, Bernard Appassamy, Daniel Simon and Kelly Leonard.

ART IN THE PARK - A biannual exhibition of work by local sculptors at Maundrell Park, which is located on the corner of Stanmore Road and Hopetoun Street, Petersham.

Sunday 23rd April 11-4 pm. Official Opening 12pm

Afterwards I'm gonna toddle up Canterbury Road to NEWTOWN RISSOLE for something that loks really fun.THOSE noyce boyz form tha Proppa KULCHA lifestyle experience that is SUB BASS SNARL - are doing an ART & MUSIC HYBRID experience. If anyone listens to Paradigm shift on 2SER - or has attended FRIGID in the past 10 years, or looks at the OZCO funded Cyclic Defrost mag - or, you know, whatever.... come on down to the Neetown RISSOLE for a bit of LIVE DRAWING. I've tacked on the blurb below. I'll be there with boots on.

Folks

This Sunday we are back with a big week after last Sunday's
intermission. This week we have former Adelaidian and now UK resident
Inch Time performer live with his artist friend Roy Ananda who has
worked with him for many years.
Inch-time (aka Stefan Panczak) makes music that focuses on the
melding of organic and electronic sounds; combining minimal, melodic
electronica with such diverse influences as jazz, folk and World
music to create a wholly unique and beautiful sound. Returning from
his London base for the April Tour he will be previewing new songs
from forthcoming album "As The Moon Draws Water", out in June on
Static Caravan (UK). Expect to hear some sparkling, chiming and
seductive electronica that's as subtle and beautiful as it is
impossible to resist.
Roy Ananda is a visual artist who works in the fields of drawing,
sculpture and installation. Roy’s collaboration with Inch-time began
some five years ago in the form of improvised live drawings
accompanying Inch-time’s live performances and DJ sets. The
collaboration has continued by way of Inch-time’s EPs and albums,
with Roy providing artwork for all releases so far. For the April
Tour, Roy will once again provide a live visual accompaniment;
locating mark and surface next to notes and silence, mapping out a
drawing-based analogue to Inch-time’s distinctive and sublime
aesthetic.

And, fresh from their new live set and lineup at The Great Escape,
ollo pop in for a suprise live set showcasing some material from
their upcoming new album . . . so no excuses!

Frigid @Newtown
52 Enmore Rd, Newtown

FREE ENTRY

Sunday April 23
8pm to 1145pm

Inch Time (live, UK)
Roy Ananda (live drawing)
ollo (live)
Seb Snarl

If you dig anything from Four Tet to ambient electronics, or are
curious about what 'live drawing' might entail, then drop in. Its free.

We now have just six weeks of Frigid left to run so come and enjoy
the good, innovative live electronic music while you still can.

After 10 years we are finishing up with our 10th Birthday which
happens on the June long weekend - Saturday June 10 with Luke Vibert
and plenty of surprise guests. You can buy your tickets at http://
livemusic.moshtix.com.au/record.asp?lEventID=8499.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

ART the easter manifesto - Part 2

I'd like to think that ART - as a culturally contested zone where desires, play, surprise and rules get mediated. Of course this means that any activity that is 'avant garde' is placed immediately in a position of recuperation within consumer culture and this is largely what ART institutions are designed to do: manage creativity so it can be harnessed and projected back into the capitalist imaginary. The speculative art market is just the financial fetishizing of this very significant cultural role that ART actually plays in consumer society. I also think that 'outsider' art is just as implicated within capitalist cultural management as anything else. And I don’t see kitsch as some sort of quasi-primitivist authentic parallel universe. I think shunting art into this little space of ‘outsiderism’ often just facilitates the acute conformity, either of the individuals concerned, or of the society that champions it. The most bourgeoise boring fucks in the world wet themselves at the idea of the artist as ‘enfant terrible’, and the real tragedy of genuinely madness – is that mentally ill people are incredibly boring. There are few surprises in a solid word salad.

So I think art is implicated with capitalism. Artists do operate largely as extreme sports entrepreneurs. Most of us are just fledgling bits of the petite bourgeoise who find new forms of real estate (from squats to warehouse apartments), new fashion (obvious) new communication systems (blogs, podcasting, film) and other accroutements. And also new forms of self sufficiency. Artists work from home, work odd hours, don’t unionise, don’t separate themselves from their work. We’re a perfect model for the new TEAMCREW corporate slaves of the new knowledge economy. Why is it that so many artists either come from middle class (open minded but cautious parents) families, or drag along huge suitcases of their aspirational class resenting baggage?

I shouldn’t be so cynical should I? Why do I cane the avant-garde – when so much art, especially in Sydney is not even aspiring to being avant-garde? Its just really drab flat stylised shit – that’s about as transgressive as a misspelt cappuccino in a country town? You know the kath & kim stuff on Glenmore road, or the evil evil toadlike shit of Pro Hart & Charles Billich, that sucks the soul out through your eyeballs. People reckon they are “aussie heros” but people also vote for John Howard. There’s no excuses for confusing demagogy with popularism.

I think its because the avant-garde still represents the capitalist imaginary and its an imaginary that still holds true for most people – and almost certainly for the readers/contributors of OSAS. How many of us are scraping by the fringes of academia/curatorship – or some other little fucked up corner of the knowledge economy? (Who else is living off a trust account? Or an inheritance?) Just on the edge of some nice hidey hole – that we try to despise while clinging to like a life-raft as we drift on the sea of precarity… Hell! there’s no way I’d say no to a lectureship or some nice curatorial position – would you? Isn’t OSAS also about creating our own circulations – our own new niche that can allow us to wedge our way into the systems that exist. I’ve heard that a couple of uni lecturers now mention my BLOG in their art writing courses. It gives them easy kudos to be talking about blogging – when they only publish where they can earn DEST credit points, and it might help me brow-nose my way into the odd guest lecturing scam – where I get paid to be the officially sponsored freak for an hour. Queer theory anyone? Would you like it illustrated or served with Deleuze? Then I can say I’m an artist, maybe show a coupla slides from some naked whacky performance piece – but no, not my oil paintings. No that won’t quite do, will it?

But back to sex. Not that I’m getting any of it lately. (can’t quite face the country boys in the pub and am way too scared of potential sapphic encounters at the local indoor cricket centre). I still believe that this libidinous force, is one that impels delightful things like fucking, swimming, dancing, painting, singing. It’s a breathing animal force, or movement, structured movement outwards that takes us forwards towards surprises. If I swim – I make a rule – do this stroke, go here, don’t go there, do it this many times – and I see, feel, touch things on the way. If I did this every day for a few years I could probably call myself a swimmer – especially if I wasn’t just doing laps in the local pool – but say, swimming across the harbour – or along Pittwater, or some new place. Sex? – how many things can you do with another persons body while you’re naked? How many things can you touch? taste? Feel? It’s about moving, surprise, delight. Not static, not a morbid thing at all. And yet some people perform sex as some sort of one sided ritual. Some people it’s a drudge and other it’s a dirge. For many it’s a like an orgasm race – with minimal physical contact. And sometimes, when its flat and dull and hellish – it is like death. And what is death like – is the incredible feeling on aloneness – which happens after a sexual non-encounter. And it is hell.

This is probably a good point to bring in why Charles Billich is so bad. His works look like bad graphic designer life drawing sketches superimposed onto illustrated architectural sketches and then printed out onto canvas. The nymphs – are like bad soft porn – and look like whoever drew them spend 5 seconds looking at a woman -before executing a generic pneumatic nymph with varying hair styles or cropped views. The nymphs have no individuality, no age, nothing more than ‘this is a nymph’. Believe, while bored, I’ve tried to get a wide on for a Billich nymph. And I have failed. Porn – always needs to convey something outlandish and impossible. Good porn suggests an element of surprise, an explosion of tumescence (even though you know what will happen), some kind of eruption, shock, surprise, which pneumatic pseudo sabled smoothed surfaces just don’t. Good porn happens in good painting. Strange eruptive surfaces. Stepping towards a work and being surprised by something. A strange surface – a rupture revealing a colour you didn’t thing was there before. A blob that looks like something or reminds me of some bug I saw when I was a kid. Ok the juices running may be more likely to be coming out of my nose – but its still a damn delight. Surprise, nostalgia, delight. A very strange little link between intimate gesture of one person – ends up feeding the imagination of another. An it’s magic.

So even if the desire gets recuperated and channelled off into someone’s desire for a fucking new couch or new pair of shoes. Or it makes you feel all awkward and sets of latent aspirational tendencies to go climb that corporate ladder, or to be a better manager, a better mother, a good well fitting cog in the machine. If it smears and smooths down into a smug little sentiment of self satisfaction at a dalliance with some naughty little thing that you don’t have to share with your bedding companions, does the thing that produces it still deserve to exist? Is it ART? Is it worth it?

I’m going to argue that of course it is, because I’ve invested my life and most of my ego in art – so I’m destined to find some pat moral solution to resolve my own discomfort. I still hold that the thing that separates life from death is surprise and change, and I’m all in favour of piss bolting away form death and finding some sort of sustainable surprise wherever I can lay my hands or eyeballs on it. I’d call a surprise ‘sustainable’ - when the level of exchange, interchange, delight, familiarity, nostalgia, longing, desire, satiation – go much deeper and profoundly and affect my being. It’s why a cheesy novel by Tolstoy still moves me than a cheesy novel by err…. Ahhh….. (I’m looking around my bedroom) …. Enid Blyton? Gaston Bachelard very nicely conveyed how Great Literature – alters the very fibres of our psychic being by setting off associations with our material imaginary – and he did it way better than I could – so I’ll stop this line of argument right here. “Of water and dreams” is really good.

What I like in BAD ART ™ - is that if someone does something inept – they usually haven’t got as many competent cultural controls over their processes and so there is a space for surprise. What is usually called kitsch – (especially in ye olde clemente greenberger model) – is usually just displaying an excessive delight in colours and textures, and a strong affective indulgence in fetishized fragments of consumer culture. So someone might like shells, so they’ll buy some plasticky blue picture frame to with moulded shells, to stick a photo in. I’m not sure if people actually buy those things, but someone must somewhere. I once saw a woman who made about a hundred bears all of them in these weird elaborate 19th century dresses with parasols and fancy bonnets. And she had some BLACK FURRED BEARS – wearing the same freaky outfits – ONLY THE FABRIC HAD CENTRAL DESERT STYLE DOT PAINTINGS MOTIFS. And she’s spent HOURS on them! And had so much more investment that a $2 blue plastic shell frame at a $2 shop, or some ‘noice’ style scribbled post-post object art drawing at your local ARI. So for me – it was really interesting.

Actually I’ve used examples that are too easy to dismiss or recuperate. I should go back to the bad queer art at that nice dykey cafĂ© in Newtown. 40 x 40cm square canvases. OK. Bright colours, OK. The subjects – are central core-ish ‘motifs’ – could be leaves – or twat bits. OK that’s laughable. And some bad 90’s cartoon style faces. Like keith looby without the texture. This officially and calculatedly conveys gender androgyneity in the same way that some brief for a council funded community art poster might. Take no risks. They look kind of smooth skinned – and they could be anyone – probably young. Probably – white – straight noses – and eyes can’t quite tell – and they look – everything is in bright cartoon colours – so they have no race do they? It’s not funky, it’s not inclusive and its not art. The painting is flat. Meticulously laid down in straight blocks of colour. I imagine the contained, controlled smoothing movements. Someone has thought about every single mark they’ve made. It;s about as queer as Charles Billich – and about as sexy.

Knowing my luck I’ll run into the artist next week, whose probably a lovely woman who’s had a really hard life and I’ll find myself cheering her on as I eat my hat. But I still demand the space to own my impressions and responses to this work and why it makes me depressed. And hopefully something might happen that does challenge my views. I like being proved wrong and I like surprises. My interest in Open Source Art School – is about creating spaces for discourses about art – where people can articulate surprise, delight, confusion – and own them outside of the existing structure of cultural competence or taste making. I’m unsure how this can challenge or overthrow capitalism, but I do know that any good exchange, any new experience can provide a movement away from isolation, boredom and death.

Monday, April 10, 2006

April Fools

I spent last week in the studios of various painters drooling about the dribbly stuff.

I didn't wanna make listerners jeanous about stuff they can'tgo and see so we stuck to discussing LUCZOID's current project in Petersham.

We even managed to get the radio talkback thing happening via the foam lined studio next door - to see what lucazoid is up to.

Bascially Lucazoid is spending all of April and May within the local government boundaries of Petersham. He wanted to see what it would be like to situate himself actively and consciously within and around his residential location, whihc he's described as mainly a place to eihter sleep or drink.

This time last year he was doing a similar thing in Kellerberrin, a small wheatbelt town in WA. (see http://www.squatspace.com/bilateral/?page_id=16) Kellerberrin is geographically isolated and so more easily identifiable as a distinct commmunity than the commuter contagious transitional zone of an inner city sydney suburb. So far Lucazoid said the main form of cummunity interaction revolves around DOGS. He's borrowed hisniehgbours pooch to get with the street life.

but is it art?

Lucazoid's residencies are part of a broader cultural concern which is a bit of a hottie in the contemproary art scene with space, and social networks. Everyone is wetting themselves nowadays about how art, being err.... being err.... being, a series of activities, thoughts and processes........ can actually be used not only to represent, but to shape and intervene in existing forms of cultural and social activity.

In Kellerberrin, Lucazoid was doing stuff like getting schoolkids into fluxus activities, and working on a s eries of games, or structured activities...... theses were ways of interacting with peoples social habits and formations. Its a kind of cultulra experiment I guess.

anyway - you cna check it out fer yerselves on:

http://www.squatspace.com/petersham/

I also offered a listeners challenge: if anyone can drag lucazoid out of petersham before June - and supply evidence. dunno about prize money though......


I didn't wanna plug art shows this week BECAUSE IT TIME TO GET SERIOUS. Phillipe played a story about Howards decision not to allow asylum sekers form Easter Papua to obtain refuge in Australia, and this Easter weekend will feature a national convergence of refugee activists on the detention centre at villawood. It promises to be colourful cultural, meaningful and probably fun and ahell of a lot cheaper than the great escape music festival..... If you are going to the latter - then Nobody form squatspace is gonna organize a live video hookup between the protesters and the partiers - so bascialy epople cna have their cake and eat it too.

Check out:

http://www.racnsw.net/

for more info and updates.

I'm heading off into regional australia tomorrow to do a tour of small country galleries and explore my cultural roots in bad landscape painting, and even work on the thesis, so I'll be back on the 24th April to blab more.


In the meantime I won't be able to attend the show at G&A studios, above the olde knot that opens thursday night. Official Address is 203/242 Elizabeth Street, surry Hills. It could be anything. I got a text from a graffiti artists and a joint email from jessie cahcillo/craigwaddell.com. I'd recoomend taking a packed lunch coz the takeaway food in that area is frightening.

While doing a studio tour last week - I also came across some bloody amazing stringy charcoally humanoid tree-like works on paper. They belong to Raelene Marr -who has a show oepning at the Dept Galery at Danks - this week as well. Nortmally I'd steeer clear of Danks for fear of Pru&Tru contamination from the cafe - but these drawings looked great, and if she can stick em on a wall without some scary mounty framey boxy shit - they'll be tops.

Lucazoid metnioned the new stuff at Loose. Loose apparel is a group show of the funky young things that have shunted on into the Scott donovan space - whihc is upstairs from the moricave. (find some stairs at 168 Day street, in the city across form Darling harboar). Apparently loose are everything that first draft promises to be but ain't. Artist with street cred, doing good curating of , as dale from cyclic defrost puts it 'proper culture'.
Cheers

mayhem

Monday, April 03, 2006

Ides are Out: monday april 3rd.

Well, Rohan has gone into the radio vaults at Auntie and his tonsils are never to brave the ariwaves of any community radio at least not unitl howard kills off the ABC completely or they somehow get resuccitated with some decent management. Alas. Fortunately, phillippe has stepped into the void with some damn fine music and dulcet tones to match. We've just got him until easter and then someone called DAZ take over the monday overdrive slot. I hope she likes me.

Today we had Ruark Lewis on the show discussing ARTLANGUAGE show at Cross Arts which opened on Saturday (among other things)

ARTLANGUAGE: EVERY PUBLISHABLE PLACE
At The Cross Art Projects
33 Roslyn Street, Kings Cross, Sydney (opposite St Lukes Hospital gates)
Exhibition continues to: Saturday 29 April 2006.

I've got more details later.


We also discussed the SNO show which opened on Friday and that Ruark attended but that I missed. NSO stands for SYDNEY NON OBJECTIVE and its at First Floor, 175 Marrickville Rd, Marrickville. the current show goes until April 29th, and ruark said it featured walls painted with lots of pretty lines which made him want to hum. It sounds like the first year painting project at SCA. (they had to paint their studios with all these coloured squares) but the line up is goo with Helen Smith, Matt Hinkley, Tony Triff, Jan Van de Ploeg.Ph: - 0431 434 904

The reason I missed SNO, was that I toddled over to the tin sheds to see Amanda Robins's exhibition "What Lies Beneath". She's the queen of exquisitely invaginated fabric and the big graphite drawings took my breath away as I felt myself dissolve into the surfaces. Diaphanous membranes are go. If you wanna see sublime (I do apologise for that word) pencil workd - get donw to the tin sheds and try not to let the architects scare you off. the tin shes is on the right hand side of the courtyard to the sydney Uni architecture building on City Road. the Exhibition closes 22 April 2006. Gallery hours: Tues-Sat 11am-5pm

For people who missed hobnobbbing with the biennale Set on saturday, The Power Institute Reception has Talk with Charles Merwether, Curator of the 2006 Biennalle of Sydney about the BIENNALE: ZONES Of CONTACT. Drinks happen from 6pm tomorrow night (Tuesday 4th April). the talkfest happens at 6.30. Its in Mill Lecture theatre, room 309 of the mills building on sydney uni and they are charging $10/$20.

I'll probably be at either: some brush art exhibition opening at KUDOS gallery near COFa in Paddington, or at some show at UTS gallery featuring new british designers.

Gallery 44 at 44 little Oxford Street Darlingithurts has a show called "Reapplying Past Practices" whihc opens this thursday April 6pm. They say they've got pop up books, cross stitch, crotchet, pin hole photography and other stuff and the artists are Megan Yeo, Benja Harney, willima Walkinston, Mary Flaskas, Kelly Robson and Jessica Lewis.

We didn't mention the above on the show, but Lucazoid just emailed me the invite whihc has an attractive image of a cross stitch dude in army fatigues. I'll actually be in Bathrust that night - coz i'm gonna check out their great little ARI cafe: the Warpstanza - before it closes down.

I'll also miss this bloody amazing thng at Casual Powerhouse (Damn! 0 they got some good stuff lately) which i called SNACK ART: Low Calorie high Intellect. I've chucked in the press release coz its so damn witty!

Snack Art manifests as vending machines that become art galleries that dispense inexpensive yet refreshing, curious and original artworks by a select group of artists. Satisfy both your aesthetic hunger with the tempting range of Snack Art or your physical hunger with the tasty Snack Food as both products cohabitate within the Pataphysical Pending Machine.

Artist Jane Naylor has assembled a group of artists to exhibit in a new form of art gallery and persuaded business man Paul Long of Victory Vending, to become a gallery owner. Jane said about the process “I talked to many vending operators about this project, but Paul was the only one ready to give it a go. From my first pitch he took me seriously, I admire his respect of the absurd. I knew Paul was the right sponsor for this project right after he told me his main competition was Coca Cola.”

The project also manifests in other ways as well. There is a mobile machine which turns up randomly in public places, The Periodic Pending Machine. Appearances are advertised on the web site and this machine has work unsuited for the Flagship machine for a variety of reasons - more flexible delivery allowing a wider variety of sizes and shapes of artwork to be dispensed , smaller editions of work, inclusion of a wider range of artists for shorter time. This machine will also engage in conversation with you explaining the artists work, telling you about the artists practice and their other work, discussing art matters or just engaging in persiflage. The appearances of this machine may be obtained from the web site www.leichhardtacademyofstyleandhealth.com


List of Artists involved at this time in both machines - Jane Naylor, Terry Culver, Jayne Dyer, David Evans, Shane Forrest, Richard Larter, Motel Sisters, Sylvia Ross, Mona Ryder, Gina Sinozich, Jen Waterhouse, Claretduskymoonpie and Friends-(Haline Ly, Vinh Lam, Lang Leav, Nha-Ca Margaret Nguyen)


Anyway - back to ruark. He played a small sound piece from Banalities - that he'd edited and prepared a few years ago at 2SER. My voice recording of Ruark's SOUND INTERPRETATION OF A PRINT BY JAQUELINE ROSE sounded a bit too rough for broadcast, so I'll try to edit it, now that MArk so nicely trained me in Adobe Audition.

We chinwagged about charles Merwether and the forthcoming biennale of sydney which is meant to be about social activism and art and where Ruark is the only Sydney artist. the biennale is in June. We just like jumping on juggernauts.

So the ARTLANGUAGE show was kinda cool, and I guess my liver is happy that they didn't have any red wine on sale coz I drank heaps later that night. Lucazoid had a wooden sculpture saying SHELVE or was it SHELVES?. Its on a shelf in the bookstore section of cross arts, and lucazoid wore a very bright green tracksuit top at the opening which set off the teal painted wooodwork of his peice somewhat masterfully.

there were some black painted banners, and black painted square paper things, all with white words on them, and some green mesh cut outs. I and many others loved Patrick Jones's plaquards - (on light corrugated plastic) - which were large print outs of photographs of melbourne stencil sites. During the commonwealth Games, melbournes' prolific and interesting and like, vintage stencil art scene has been beige washed beyond belief - and any form of art not inside a gallery or the commonwealth games opening cermoney has been banned - and so a bunch of artists staged a protest by wandering around with these big plaquards wiht photographs of the graph art. and who said simulacras aren't powerful?

My other fav bit was the mapping of the squatspace tour of beauty of the Redfern Waterloo Authority area. They are having another TOUR Of BEAUTY on SUNDAY APRIL 9th - so meet at Xarts at 1pm. I'm intrigued how my favourite bits in the show - were artefacty things - where language was a remnant of soething else - and became more meaningful than just a formal play. Mind you Jacqueline rose's print and Ruarks perfromances of Banalities and KAFKA - were great...... but then I also really liked how Ruark had these postcards wiht the text of the Banalities piece - so the text became an artefact o a perfomrance.

Anyway - I've tacked on the press release and you can get down to Xarts beofre the 29th April and check it out and se if I'm totally full of shit, or insanely obsequious to Ruark.

The Cross Art Projects opening announcement

ARTLANGUAGE: EVERY PUBLISHABLE PLACE

33 Roslyn Street, Kings Cross, Sydney (opposite St Lukes Hospital gates)
Exhibition continues to: Saturday 29 April 2006
Cross Conversation: see below
Information: Jo Holder 9357 2058 or 0406 537933

ARTISTS
Pam Aitken, Sophie Coombs, Franz Ehmann, Lisa Kelly, Lucas Ihlein, Patrick Jones, Ruark Lewis, Jacqueline Rose, Alex Selenitsch, SquatSpace, Ania Walwicz

ARTLANGUAGE: EVERY PUBLISHABLE PLACE
ArtLanguage: Every Publishable Place puts current artistic concerns about social poetics, activism and the function of the public/private voice within a tradition of artists working with the placement of language and image in the ordinary world.

Curator Ruark Lewis places work by eminent language artists Alex Selenitsch, Franz Ehmann and Ania Walwicz alongside that of an emerging generation. The exhibition unites aesthetic sensibility and avant-garde traditions with a critical approach to the dissemination and display of art. The artists embed social concerns within larger ethical and aesthetic fields, building forms of local practice that are not overtly oppositional but which access and involve global public opinion. In this way their art functions as an alternative form of publication.

Why is this type of practice so relevant today? Because the working model it proposes, wherein ideas, experience and opinion are modeled in an art gallery or other public context, runs counter to the neo-liberal status quo of technocrats and closed doors, manipulated concerns and sedated villagers.

Most artists in the exhibition see language as a traditional avant-garde or experimental tool and relish its capacity for subversion. Sophie Coombs's work 'Piece' and Lisa Kelly's sculpture 'Powerless Circuit' use epigrammatic humour. Other artists, more sombrely, refer to classic modernist writers in a type of homage, paid, for example, by Pam Aitken to Samuel Beckett and Jacqueline Rose to Franz Kafka.

Others use performance modes as social commentary. Patrick Jones's roaming graffiti wall, 'A Temporary Autonomous Zone', slyly critiques the absurd zero tolerance laws forbidding graffiti during the Commonwealth Games. The artist group SquatSpace urges us to get a feel for the complex issues of state re-development in the Redfern and Waterloo area by getting on-board a 'Tour of Beauty' and talking to locals. Other artists show ongoing series of works externally, like Franz Ehmann's hand-painted roadside signage and Ruark Lewis's 'Banalities', protest banners which place obfuscating letters and jargon within their disputed public context.

These artists are asking vital questions and looking for answers in discussions outside powerful institutions and hegemonies, in all forms of publishable places.

Curator Ruark Lewis
Ruark Lewis has had a successful two-decade career as an artist, performance artist, curator and writer who operates across a range of disciplines. His work is featured in the 2006 Biennale of Sydney entitled 'Zones of Transition'. He founded Haiku Review web-art journal.
Co-ordination: Jaime Wheatley

CROSS CONVERSATION
SquatSpace: Redfern Waterloo Tour of Beauty
When: Sunday 9 April 2006, 2PM
Meet: Lawson St, Redfern under the (ex)TNT Towers.
Tour lasts 4 hours
Enquiries: 0422771092 or info@squatspace.com

Ruark Lewis: Banalities for William Street
(after Kenneth Slessor).
When: Saturday 22 April, 2pm

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SquatSpace Tour Of Beauty www.squatspace.com
Haiku Review www.haikureview.net